Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the Udeep end.
He sank to the bottom of...more
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now r...more
The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise of pay that was requested.
She asked: 'Now Marie, why yuh feel yuh deserve a pay increase?'
Marie: 'Well, ma'am, thr...more
After having dug to a depth of 20 meters last year, English scientists found traces of copper wire dating back over 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone...more
After an exciting hot, nice and rejuvenating 69 with his girlfriend, Brian remembers that he has an appointment with his dentist that evening.
He was afraid that his dentist would notice the sme...more
Three man were competing to walk across the desert, THe white man went first and died of thirst, the chiny man went second and died of thirst, the Jamaican coole man went and made it all the way,...more
drunken men stop a taxi. The driver figured that they were not in their right minds so he just switched on the engine an then switched it back off an said "wi reach!!" The 1st man gave him money, t...more
A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him,so he hired a Chinese detective.The cheapest one he could find. This is his report:Most honorable sir, You leave house.I watch house.He come home I...more
One Saturday Night Tom and Mary were heading to a party when Mary said "I need to take a piss," she headed towards the bush. Tom feeling horny by the idea followed her pushed his hands between her...more
Husband comes home from church... He greets his wife & lift her up, he then carries her around d house wid a smile. D wife is so surprised she couldn't refuse askin "Did d pastor preach about being...more
